Not just a flyer design for fish and chip shops and artisan snack bars - although it's perfect for that too - this would work equally well for the self-aware newshound, with a wry sense of his or her own importance (what's that expression about tomorrow's fish and chip paper?). And best of all, you can send as many of these as you like, without ruining your appetite.
Andrea Joseph has got the kettle on. (She lives in Wales, so you might have a bit of a way to go to get a cup of tea.)